Prologue

It's daunting to figure out where to start with a new blog, especially a specific one like this is currently intended to be. I may change my mind later, but for now, I'm planning for this to be a place where I can dump crazy stories in no particular order. Bascially, any time anyone says to me "you should write a book" I will write it up here instead. For now. Readers should beware- I write like I talk, which I've come to find is more monotonous than I should be comfortable with as a working actor, but whatever. Let's call that "dry". That means, though, that my grammar is potentially crappy, I make up words when I can't come up with the one I want, and I type looking at the keys, so typos are gonna happen. But, I digress.
So, with so many stories, how does one pick which one to begin with? I should probably take this time to tell you that they will involve other people. I'll change the names where I find necessary, to protect the people involved, but they will probably be similar. For instance, my parents can hereto be recognized in this blog as "Jim" and "Gail", which is only funny if you know them. If someone finds themselves recognizably mentioned and has a problem with that, let me know and I'll change the first letter of your name to something else so no one will know that you were the Butthat who dubbed me "Abby Porker" in 4th Grade. That was "Mustin Mills", by the way.
Not all of these stories will be funny. Most of them won't be inspirational. I can assure you, though, all of them will be mostly true.